edjunker ([info]edjunker) wrote,
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  • Music: Disturbed - Guarded

Greatest wedding evar. . .

PRICELESS: This story is actually true! It was in the local newspapers and even
Jay Leno mentioned it on his show.

A recent wedding took place at Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with
about 300 guests. After the wedding, during the reception, the groom got up on
stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the Bride's and Groom's families for coming and
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift from just himself. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair (including the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said
that this was his gift to everyone and told everyone to open the envelope.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the
bride.

The groom had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective
to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the
people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"fuck you!", and he turned his bride and said, "fuck you!", and then he turned
to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after find out
about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge: -Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception
-Letting everyone know exactly what did happen
-And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputation in front of all
their friends and their entire families. This guy has the balls the size of
church bells.

Per Jay Leno: Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this?

-Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests - $32,000
-Photographers for the wedding - $3,000
-Deluxe honeymoon accomodations in Maui for 2 weeks - $8,500
-The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and the Best Man
having sex..... PRICELESS

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